things my girlfriend and i have argued about

mil millington is really a terribly funny writer
his page things my girlfriend and i have argued about
seems to have spawned a book
and quite rightly too
it's very funny

through all the hair-pulling frustration he expresses
over his long term german gf margret
you can actually see a brightly shining love

it's just after Christmas and Margret's going on about her present, which was, you'll recall, a necklace of a single diamond suspended on a delicate chain of white gold and sapphires. And this is what I hear come out of her mouth - 'Why didn't you get me a wormery, I dropped enough hints?'

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