to my creepiest fan

this is a page of autographed photographs of celebrities. many of them i’ve never heard of (i guess they’re from american tv), and most of whom seem to be female and prepubescent. it represents the collection of one wendell cowart, who, the site the site also informs us, is an avid collector of the clothes these young starlets wore in their onscreen appearances.

though i was disappointed to realise he's not some greasy middle-aged troglodyte living in a basement, i think you'll agree it's still a disturbing hobby for a teenage schoolboy to have.